I'm not really a tombstone kind of person - I want to become a diamond after death.
But I wanted to tell you about the Scat Book!
I saw your comment on the Swamp Things blog and, yes, there is a poop-identifying book out there. I can't remember the name but it was a bird poo book, somewhat satiric yet still fun.
I'm kinda with Maktaaq in not wanting a tombstone; i want to throw a nice pot while I'm alive and then have my ashes made into a glaze and then fired on the pot I made. But when I tell my family this, they get these horrified looks on their faces....
Ron you get the gold star of the day, for telling me I'm too young for something. :)
Actually instead of a bar of soap I should just turn into a big blob of adipocere, like the Soap Lady at the Mutter museum.
Good one H&B.
Maktaaq I've heard of the diamond thing. I'm not sure who'd wear me though.
About poop books, I've actually got 2. Well, poop and tracks and other signs. They are not satiric though so there must be one I haven't seen. And Celcius conversions - well I used to have tons of penpals and most were in Europe or other Celcius-lovin' places, so it's sort of second nature to convert.
Weldergirl, I can't imagine why...! :) Actually that is a pretty cool idea.
Finally someone else who knows about the diamond thing....Life Gems is the place that does it I think. I was telling hubby I wanted to be a diamond when I died and that he could give it to his new girfriend as an engagment ring or a necklace.....he didnt see the humor.
Via the Tombstone Generator.
ReplyDeleteOh lord, now I've got that earworm. I suppose you're too young to remember "Tombstone Territory" on the tee-vee.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't yours be a big bar of soap? Easier to carve but the first rain would make the cemetery all bubbly.
Now I've got to spam that generator around and make all my sibs and niecephews and grandnieces send me the results.
Mine will say:
ReplyDeleteHere lies HB2
If you just died recently then move along. This site is taken..
I'm not really a tombstone kind of person - I want to become a diamond after death.
ReplyDeleteBut I wanted to tell you about the Scat Book!
I saw your comment on the Swamp Things blog and, yes, there is a poop-identifying book out there. I can't remember the name but it was a bird poo book, somewhat satiric yet still fun.
Also, thank you for the Celsius conversions!
I'm kinda with Maktaaq in not wanting a tombstone; i want to throw a nice pot while I'm alive and then have my ashes made into a glaze and then fired on the pot I made. But when I tell my family this, they get these horrified looks on their faces....
ReplyDeleteRon you get the gold star of the day, for telling me I'm too young for something. :)
ReplyDeleteActually instead of a bar of soap I should just turn into a big blob of adipocere, like the Soap Lady at the Mutter museum.
Good one H&B.
Maktaaq I've heard of the diamond thing. I'm not sure who'd wear me though.
About poop books, I've actually got 2. Well, poop and tracks and other signs. They are not satiric though so there must be one I haven't seen. And Celcius conversions - well I used to have tons of penpals and most were in Europe or other Celcius-lovin' places, so it's sort of second nature to convert.
Weldergirl, I can't imagine why...! :) Actually that is a pretty cool idea.
Weldergirl's idea is fantastic! (And less arrogant than my diamond idea.)
ReplyDeleteHere lies Rainypete
ReplyDeleteA ditry mind deserves a dirty home.
Finally someone else who knows about the diamond thing....Life Gems is the place that does it I think. I was telling hubby I wanted to be a diamond when I died and that he could give it to his new girfriend as an engagment ring or a necklace.....he didnt see the humor.
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